{"product_id":"im-not-high-maintenance-womens-funny-top","title":"I'm Not High Maintenance You're Just Low Effort Women's Funny Slogan T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eI'm Not High Maintenance You're Just Low Effort Women's Funny Slogan T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere's a difference between knowing your worth and being difficult, and this slogan says it better than any explanation ever could. Sharp, confident, and just funny enough to get away with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe slogan is printed in a flowing script across the chest in a way that feels deliberate rather than loud, the kind of thing people clock mid-conversation and immediately want to read again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Stanley\/Stella Stella Muser, a medium fit women's tee crafted from 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, it has a quality weight at 180gsm that sits comfortably between lightweight and heavy. The set-in sleeves and twin needle stitching at the cuffs and hem mean it holds its shape wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't fast fashion. It's a considered piece, made from certified organic cotton and shipped in plastic-free packaging, so you can feel good about the whole thing from purchase to doorstep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWear it with tailored trousers for a look that means business, pair it with your favourite jeans for a casual day out, or gift it to someone who will read it and immediately say \"this is me.\" However you wear it, it does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric: \u003c\/strong\u003e100% organic ringspun combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight: \u003c\/strong\u003e180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit: \u003c\/strong\u003eMedium fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes: \u003c\/strong\u003eXS to 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint method: \u003c\/strong\u003eDirect to garment (DTG)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGrab yours today and wear your standards on your chest. Or explore the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/rivaex.co.uk\/collections\/womens-funny-slogan-t-shirts\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Rivaex Clothing Women's Funny Slogan T-Shirts\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eRivaex women's funny slogan t-shirt collection\u003c\/a\u003e and find the one that sounds most like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: inherit; max-width: 600px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: center; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background-color: #f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eTo Fit Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e35.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e38\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e40\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e42.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e45\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e48\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background-color: #f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd; text-align: left; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eBody Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e56.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e59.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e61.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e63.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e65.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; border: 1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e67.5cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #666; margin-top: 10px;\"\u003eChest measurements are in inches and refer to your body measurement, not the garment. 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